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ROBINHOOD CHAIN · PAIRED WITH TOKENIZED $GLD
Lose weight.
Gain gold.
$OZEMPIG trades against tokenized $GLD. Every trade burns calories, buries gold, and funds her weight loss journey.
No roadmap. No yield. One very public weigh-in.
Current formLaunch weight
0.00%burned
LIVE · BODY & BANK CHECK
The public weigh-in.
Only the form she has actually earned is public. Every future look stays sealed until the burn unlocks it.
Permanent community vault
Started at one billion
THE TREATMENT
Three things.
Then you’re caught up.
She does not count calories. The contracts do.
Trade against gold.
$OZEMPIG trades directly against tokenized $GLD in a Uniswap v4 pool on Robinhood Chain.
Burn calories.
Forty percent of collected OZEMPIG-side fees is burned forever. Supply only gets leaner.
Bury the gold.
Eighty percent of collected GLD-side fees enters a permanent vault with no withdrawal function.
AFTER THE PROTOCOL CUT
Simple in.
Simple out.
An immutable router applies the same split every time. Anyone can crank it. Nobody can withdraw the community vault.
Fees collected in $GLD
Fees collected in $OZEMPIG
VERIFY, DON’T TRUST
Contracts before calories.
Every address appears here when she goes live.
- Token
- TBA
- Pool
- TBA
- Fee router
- TBA
- Gold vault
- TBA
JOIN THE GROUP THERAPY
Burn calories.
Stack gold.
Follow the weigh-ins, contract drops, and increasingly deranged jewelry choices.